I feel like crap
I just realized yesterday that I have the world�s flattest ass. Christy and I went to the mall and I bought some new undies. We got to her house and I was going to try them on. I was telling her I think they are going to be too small and my ass is totally going to be hangin out. She was trying to tell me that my ass is supposed to hang out. Well, I try them on and my ass didn’t even hang out 
If anything they were too big in the ass. How do you get a larger butt?
I think I made a big decision in my life. Christy helped me with it. I think I will post about it in a private post. Nothing is ever final with me though, so we will see. If I do it, it will definitely change my life. Hopefully for the better. It’s just scary.
Here’s a touch of my conversations with some people that just shows how much I don’t get along with men:
Nick: make up sex and angry sex are the two best types so its win win with you
Chris: so whats wrong with tonight lol
Me: tonight i look and feel like crap
Chris: so its funny you say you look and feel like crap
Chris: i swear i havnt heard that same exact excuse from u half a dozen times in the past lol
Okay this post was absolutely pointless, but so is life. Can you tell I am in a negative mood?
Okay I am going to bed.
June 5th, 2006 at 9:10 am
I don’t know that you can get a larger butt.. but you can tone what ya have already. I’m sure there’s some sort of butt workout routine somewhere online. It seems that would define everything and maybe build a little muscle in there.
June 5th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
I’m going to have to disagree with you on that. My brother has the world flattest ass. Not that I check him out…. lol…. but if you look at him from the side, from his back to down, it’s like one straight movement. There is NO ASS THERE. lol. Like Ally said, you can tone what you have or buy those underwares with the padding. hehe.