Crunchy, chewy, cheesy, crunchcheweesy
Ummmm it’s 6am and I’m bored. I think I’ll go get my passport today since I got my birth certificate on Saturday. I think I’ll call Christy and bug her. In fact I think I’ll call all of my friends and bug them. In fact I think I’ll get some ass since Andrew isn’t giving it up. How can I be hornier than a man?
Lets go over my options:
Two pump chump: well the name explains it all. He is HORRIBLE in bed!!!
Shane: No chemistry and he is horrible in bed!!!!
Chris: The hugest dick in the world, but he doesn’t know how to work it!!!
There’s Mike too, but I actually like him, so I am not ready to give it up to him.
Not much to chose from. I guess I could always use my vibrator at the same time. That won’t work with two pump chump though so he is out. I think it shall be Chris. Shane if Chris can’t come over. Maybe. I need to find some new ass. I need to give up on Andrew. =(( Maybe I just wont have sex anymore.
October 24th, 2006 at 1:11 am
LOL @ Two pump chump! WTH is that one hahah
Well atleast you get to choose your “DICKS” \:d/
October 25th, 2006 at 10:19 am
I need to get a passport, apparently soon we’ll need them to cross the border into the States.
LMFAO @ Two Pump Chump, that’s hilarious.