You learn something new every day
November 21st, 2006 MarieYesterday when I was at the surgeons there was a med student in there with him just observing. Both of them were young and cute. So I am lying down on the table and the surgeon asks me if I had my ovary removed laparoscopicly. I said yes. So he fucking pulls my pants down with no warning!!!!! I was wearing sweats because I was sick and wanted to be comfy. I have been so sick so my vagina is a little hairy. I am thinking “woah you could of at least warned me!” Then the student moves closer to look at my incisions. I guess he learned a lot yesterday. Like true red-heads do have red pubic hair. Or as Emily says, my carpet matchs my drapes. I get asked that all the time.
Man I would much rather see an old ugly doctor than a cute young one. I was so embarrassed. I know they’re professionals, but still.
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November 19th, 2006 MarieGod give the the strength to write this post.
I don’t remember being this sick since I had mono when I was 16. I went back to the doctors because I am getting worse and I have bronchitis. I got some antibiotics.
My doctors office is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (I cannot stress enough) stupid. I saw the doctor last Wednesday for a referral. My appointment is tomorrow at 10am. Have they faxed the referral over yet??????????? NO!!!!! I have been waiting a fucking month to get in to see the surgeon. They said they will fax it tomorrow. If they don’t I am going to flip out. I am sick, I have to drive all the way to Norfolk and I have been waiting forever to see him. I am serious, I may be in jail tomorrow if my referral isn’t there. So if I don’t post for a long time or for life (for killing someone) that’s where I am.
I am no where near as sick as I was when I had mono, luckily. That was the worst experience of my life. I would rather have my ovary out again then go through that. I could not get out of bed for 3 weeks. I just got out of bed to pee and to take a shower when I could. I had the nastiest yellow-green snot in my nose and couldn’t breathe for forever. I couldn’t even eat or swallow cause my throat hurt so bad. To make things worse I had my period and I was bleeding like CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!! That may have been because of all the motrin I was taking because it was the only thing that helped. I would have bet anything that I was dying.
I need to print out directions to this doctors office. I don’t feel like even doing that. I know mapquest will give me wrong directions, like it always does, anyway.
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I wrote this on my sidekick when I was at the doctors. I couldn’t post it because I get no signal in there:
I am at the doctors right now. I’ve been waiting for almost 2 hours.
Luckily there’s been this really entertaining old guy sitting next to me.
He is like 70 and making fun of everybody. Its hilarious. From look at
the size of that lady in the blue, he has hairy legs, is that a man or
woman, and making fun of cheap people who fill their coffee up before
they leave. He is so freaking funny. He has an opinion on everything.
For like the first hour I was here I was coughing my ass off. I was
scared I was getting on everyones nerves. It has calmed down though.
I am freaking boredddddddddd.
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I finally saw the doctor. I just have a virus and she gave me some pills and an inhaler. What would I do without health insurance? I sure do get my use out of it. From all my psychiatric problems, having surgery, having another one soon that is about $15,000 and all my medicine. I am not their ideal customer cause they spend a lot of money on me.
Anyways I feel like a nerd using an inhaler. It better work though cause I still feel like SHIT.
Coughing
November 17th, 2006 MarieMan I don’t feel good. I would go to the ER right now in case I have bronchitis or something, but I don’t believe in going to the ER for minor things. I’ve seen stuff on the news about over crowding in the ER’s because of people that go there with colds. Plus I don’t think it would make my insurance company happy. I am only supposed to go there if it’s an emergency and they could be asses and not pay for it.
I am awake because I woke up coughing my ass off. I am still tired. I think I’ll go back to bed and go to the doctors in the morning.
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November 16th, 2006 MarieI wrote a new VOX blog about something that has been bugging me. I would really like some advice about it. So if you are one of my 4 (hehe) VOX friends please comment.
You know how my voice was deep yesterday? Now I have the worst cough. I have no stuffy nose at all though. It’s weird.
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November 13th, 2006 MarieHere is the timeline I was given for my surgery:
16 Weeks
Information Session
Insurance / Financial Precert
Surgeon Consult14 Weeks
Pre-Op Wellness / Nutrition Program
Medical Consults / Clearance2-6 Weeks
Education Day
Preadmission Testing
Surgeon Visit / History and PhysicalSURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2-3 Days
Inpatient Hospital Stay1 Week
1st Post Op Visit4 Weeks
Post-Op Welness / Dietary Follow Up6 Weeks
2nd Post Op Visit3 Months, 6 Months, Annually
Routine Follow-Up
I have an appointment Wednesday to get a referral and next Monday is my first appointment.
I am getting so excited. Then after a little while I can get my boobs done!!!!!
Ugh, I have to go shampoo my couch cause Andy just threw up ALL OVER it……… YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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