Remember that “teen ringtone” I wrote about. My mom says she can hear it on my cell phone, but not on the computer. It sounds totally different on my cell than my computer. Maybe something got messed up when I transferred it. On the computer, where it probably works, I can hear it slightly. It isn’t loud enough for me to even notice though, if my phone were ringing, unless I was really paying attention. Hmmm maybe I saved it as the wrong file format? Maybe that’s why it works on my computer and not my cell.
Just thought I’d share that update. I am curious to know if you can hear it.
I went swimming again and didn’t get any more burnt on my front. I only put sunblock on the front of me because the back of my body wasn’t hurting. Now the front of my body isn’t hurting, but the back is. It hurts really bad when I am sitting down.
25,500 points to Andrew for calling me back. Now he’s only got -324873248743874388732487347845901209439899023903499292 points.
Andrewwwwwwwwwww went to an ICP (Insane Clown Posse) concert Tuesday. I am sooooooooo jealous. I don’t really listen to them anymore. I still have some of their CDs, but I still would have liked to see them. I know no one that reads this probably likes them, but here’s the only picture I have ever been able to find without their makeup on. They’re not as cute without the makeup. I’d still let them hit it haha… if they paid me. They like fat chicks.
Oh and I was FORCED to give a guy my phone number today I totally didn’t want to but he asked me for it and I couldn’t say no. I could have said “no give me your number” but he gave me that too. It was my neighbor and he confessed that he has wanted me for years. Nooooooooooooooooooo he is ugly.
I think I am going to go swimming today. I am burnt on my front but not my back. I didn’t lie out on my stomach very long yesterday. I bought some sunscreen at the grocery store today. The man that worked there said “it looks like you could have used that yesterday.” I was like “yeahhhhhhhhhh.” I may not go swimming though because I am really tired. I kept waking up in the middle of the night in pain.
I also got reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy burnt when I went to Florida (Sebastian Inlet - a big surfing spot) with my old friend Christy (not the one I always talk about). Me and this one guy we went with had to sit under the umbrella after like one day of being there. I was so miserable. I don’t know why I just told you guys that. I always get burnt anyways. Just a few times stick out in my mind.
I was just drinking soda and I was thinking I drink too much soda (diet only, of course). My mom used to tell me when I was little that if I drank soda my teeth would fall out. Probably another reason why I have dreams that my teeth are falling out.
Have you ever tried to analyze someone’s voice. I haven’t… until now. Andrew said something REALLY important to me, but he said it in a totally different tone of voice than he normally talks in. I have never heard him use that tone of voice before. Not a bad tone… just different. I just can’t tell if that’s his being sincere voice or his lying voice. I have known him for a while now too (for a year). Maybe it’s just me being crazy. I think it was a sincere voice though.
I just had a brilliant idea. You know how tattoo artists, photographers, and such have portfolios? Well hair stylists should too. I really wish I could see their style before I let them do my hair. I know everyone wants different hair cuts, but they always make it their own style. I haven’t really had any bad hair cuts. I just hate the way they style in afterwards. They always make me look like an idiot. It doesn’t matter anyways because I am letting my hair grow out. 1,000 points to Andrew for noticing that <3 Guys never notice anything. He says he didn’t even notice when I dyed my hair. I died it red though lol. I didn’t see him for like 2 months, because he was out to sea. Anyways I will just be getting my hair trimmed. It’s already getting pretty long. I know you can’t tell from my sunburn pictures because my hair is curly and not straightened. My hair grows fast.
I look so miserable in the last picture of my face. I wasn’t miserable. I just hate smiling in pictures because there’s nothing making me smile and it looks so fake. I hate fake smiles. My brother is the king of them. Of course he took the ultimate fake smile picture off his myspace because his wife in it. She will officially be his ex wife in less that 2 months. That was fast (the divorce and the marriage).
Some cute pictures:
My baby boy, Andy.
Mom’s dog Russell on the buffet table outside.
Mom’s dog Jack looking cute.
Thank God that guy removed me off of his myspace friends list. Probably because I kept ignoring him. At least he knows how to take a hint, which is a lot more than I can say for some people.
And I thought I was burnt before. At least that burn wasn’t painful. Now I am in a lot of pain and 90% more red. My face and shoulders especially hurt. I am going to go soon and get a membership at the tanning salon 2 blocks away. I can’t wait to burn my ass and vagina. I wonder if I don’t shave if my vagina won’t burn. I haven’t shaved in like two months because I am too lazy. No not my legs
I’m glad I have friends as weird as me.
Me (5:18:53 PM): ouchhhhhhhhhh im in pain
Emily (5:20:22 PM): aweee larrrrd
Emily (5:23:08 PM): y u in oain?
Me (5:22:15 PM): oain?
Emily (5:25:26 PM): pain
Emily (5:25:33 PM): why you in pain how
Me (5:24:32 PM): because i am REALY burntttttttttttttttttt
Emily (5:25:49 PM): i told yo ass
Me (5:24:46 PM): yo fuck you
Emily (5:26:07 PM): tee hee
Emily (5:26:14 PM): bring it baby
Me (5:25:06 PM): tehehehehhehehehehehhe
Emily (5:26:21 PM): ill lather you with aloe vera
Emily (5:26:24 PM): the gree kind
Me (5:25:16 PM): lol mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Emily (5:26:27 PM): green kind
Me (5:25:21 PM): sounds hot
Emily (5:26:39 PM): and then slap my cock all over your burnt flesh
Me (5:25:34 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwww
Usually I hate taking baths, but I have been sooooo addicted lately. I never even want to get out. SOOOOOO…. BATH TIME!!!!
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Since two people have asked me to and I am in such a good mood lately… I will turn the comments on.
The camera just does not do the face picture justice. I look like a freaking lobster… as everyone always tells me.
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My laptop kept losing its power and going on the battery, even though it was plugged in. I thought it was the plug so I switched it to the bottom one. It didn’t work so I switched the surge protectors. I bought a new one from Dell and I never even opened the box. I remembered I already had one. I meant to refuse it when it came but I forgot. It wasn’t even expensive enough to send it back. That didn’t work either, so I switched plugs. It hasn’t done it ever since. I don’t understand why my laptop would lose power but not my alarm plugged into the same place. If I have to end up sending the laptop in to get fixed, I will be pissed.
I am going to go swimming tomorrow, even if I have to go by myself. I know swimmers ear is coming. I get it EVERY year. It hurts so freaking bad too. I know there’s this stuff you can buy at the drug store to prevent it. I think it is basically rubbing alcohol and water. You can just make it yourself too. I will probably buy it though because it comes in a dropper bottle.
I am so mad at every one of my friends. They all piss me off so bad. Everyone in this world pisses me off… if I know you well enough, that is. When I first meet someone new, I think they are perfect. Then I get to know them and they all suck ass. OMG I should pull up a post about how nice Andrew was when I first met him HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I am such a naive idiot.
Why all of the sudden do I not want sex but I had sex with like 7 guys a while ago? It’s so weird. I go through these spurts. I will eventually get sick of having sex with Andrew too, if we have sex often. You don’t know how much I hated having sex with Chris. I even did with Dede. I’d make Chris do stuff for sex, like the dishes or something. I would close my legs with Dede because I didn’t want to be fucked with. Sometimes I just hate sex so much. I CANNOT believe I didn’t have sex for 2 years once. I would do it now, if I weren’t in love. I REALLY, REALLY hated having sex with Chris though. That’s why we had to use lube after I was with him for a little while. He never got sick of it, unfortunately. I guess because he’s a man. I hope whoever I marry one day gets sick of sex too. I used to really like my boss at my old job, when I was with Chris, and I would dream about having sex with him. I would never do that though. He was married anyways.
I used to like my old boss at my web design job too. He is married too though. He is on my myspace friends list. Don’t go emailing him now. He was sooooo awesome. He is like the greatest guy ever. I used to have so much fun working with him. If he still did web design I’d make him hire me. He quit is high paying web design job to work at the SPCA because he loves animals so much. Another reason why I liked him. His wife is really cool too. She’s hot. He keeps telling me to come visit him, and like everybody, I keep telling them I am waiting till my surgery. I don’t want anyone I used to know to see me looking like this. I HATE running into people I used to know. It is sooooo embarrassing. Everyone keeps telling me I am too obsessed with looks… I am. I am really shallow and I always have been. Being so shallow, I don’t know how I let myself get so fat. It really bothers me.
I am the one that emailed my old boss on myspace. I never email any of my old friends on myspace. I just put them in my favorites. I guess it’s because I don’t want them to see me either.
I would have already started my liquid diet if I were still having my surgery on time I can’t get over the fact that I have to wait 3 more months to have it. That’s about 9 months since I started the process. It sucks so bad because if they knew this I could have been doing it the whole time I was taking classes and stuff. Gosh it pisses me off so bad.
Hahaha someone got to my site by searching for “utobe”. I remember calling it that when I was fucked up a week ago or so. WTF was I thinking? BTW it was supposed to be “youtube.”
My hits go up every time I talk about getting fucked in the ass or something like that…. SO last night I got fucked in the ass with a HUGE dick. Not really, but I am going to make Andrew do me in the ass so I can see if it hurts with an average size dick. His dick is average. I tell him it’s small all the time to piss him off, but it’s not. I <3 his penis.
You people probably wonder why I post like 10 times a day. It’s because I live alone… everyone is sleeping and I have no one to talk to I loveeeeeeeee to talk. Ask anyone I know.
Amy just went to bed. Andrew is dead, as far as I know, but he dies a lot. Emily went to the bar. Christy goes to bed early or works late. Maria has 2 jobs now!!!!!!!!!!! You know at cheufjjer flag and whatever that other place is. Everyone else I just talk to sometimes. I need a hobby.
Isn’t blogging a hobby?
I could call and leave some people some 7 minute voice mails…. I’m tempted Email me with your phone number and I’ll leave you some You know you want to. Just kidding those are special presents for Andrew. Only he gets 7 minute voice mails. Isn’t he SOOOOOOO lucky. I know you people wish I was in love with YOU. I am the best.
I really wish I saved my ass virginity for Andrew. Does it count if only the head went in? In that case, Chris took it. I guess that’s okay because I loved him at one point. If that counts, then I lost my real virginity to a whole different person. I hope that counts cause he was cool too. I looked him up on myspace and he has a blank profile, but I am sure it’s him. I am not going to email him though. Yes, I tried to have sex when I was younger and I couldn’t because it hurt too bad (I was 13). TMI (like everything on here)- I probably wasn’t wet. I am just saying what everyone was probably thinking.
I’m burnt to a crisp over here! The back of my thighs hurt the worst. I didn’t stay in the pool too long on Saturday or Sunday, but today I did! Don’t worry… it won’t turn into a tan… ever I may get a tiny, tiny tan if I am dedicated this year. I went to a tanning bed once for months and I got really tan.
This one time at band camp… This one time Chris and I were at Ocean Breeze and I got burnt so bad on my chest!!!!!!!!!!! My whole chest turned into blisters, then scabs. It was gross. There’s a bunch of water slides there and stuff. I remember having to climb a million steps to get to them and it was REALLY exhausting. I weighed like 130 then too. I guess just because you’re skinny, it doesn’t mean you are in shape. I could never do it now.
I have something funny to record. My mom’s dogs FREAK OUT when you play with this purple ball in the pool. They go NUTS!!!!!!!!!!! Russell did it last year, now Jack hates it even more.
I am burnt really unevenly… so don’t make fun of me. And don’t joke my fat arms… like Andrew. You don’t call a retard retarded and you don’t call a fat person fat lol.
Anterograde amnesia is a form of amnesia, or memory loss, in which new events are not transferred to long-term memory. The disorder makes its sufferers unable to recall an event which occurred only moments earlier when their attention has shifted to something else.
“Traveler’s amnesia” is a temporary form of anterograde amnesia in which victims may, for instance, realise they have changed planes during a memory gap or discover that they rented a car. This condition is caused by some medications, notably imidazopyridines and benzodiazepines, especially when they are used as sleep aids.
Amnesia automatism is usually induced by prescription drugs, often in association with moderate alcohol intake. Victims have memory gaps for a period shortly after taking the drug concerned, which causes embarrassment and fear for what might have happened. Disinhibited and uncharacteristic behaviour (sometimes together with carrying out quite complex tasks - e.g. cooking and serving a nice meal, but in the nude) is sometimes witnessed during such episodes, which adds further embarrassment and distress. Automatisms involve doing something “automatically” and not remembering afterwards how one did it or even that one did it.
Why are tons of words spelled wrong on Wikipedia? I guess it’s because so many random people contribute to it (I think).
Amy has to wake me up every morning saying good morning. Why can’t she say good morning at 10am-12pm. That’s more like my morning time. Why don’t I ever just turn my phone on silent.
Why the hell does Andy get so excited when I yell at him? He seriously starts jumping around and wagging his tail when I yell at him. It pisses me off. How can I tell him he is being bad? I am not going to hit him… ever. I think I hit him once (lightly) but I forgot what he did. I felt horrible for it too.
I am so freaking tired, but my friend kept me up all night texting me. Things are really getting interesting. I am going to visit her in Florida soon. I told her I want to wait till after my surgery though. She is freaking KINKY and she seems so sweet and innocent. You would be surprised what people do in their bedrooms.
Today was fun. You know what is worse than hanging out with a 14 year old? Hanging out with two. My cousin is bad, but her friend wasn’t too bad. She is a little baby… just like me. We are not blood related though.
Ughhhhhhhh I promised everyone I’d go swimming with them but I don’t want to get out of bed. If you’ve never noticed, I wake up a lot in the middle of the night. I am a really light sleeper too so any time my phone rings, the dogs bark, or anything like that, I wake up. Sometimes I can’t go back to bed for a few hours after that.
I totally didn’t want to but he asked me for it and I couldn’t say no. I could have said “no give me your number” but he gave me that too. It was my neighbor and he confessed that he has wanted me for years. Nooooooooooooooooooo he is ugly.
Email me with your phone number and I’ll leave you some 
You know you want to. Just kidding those are special presents for Andrew. Only he gets 7 minute voice mails. Isn’t he SOOOOOOO lucky. I know you people wish I was in love with YOU. I am the best.
