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I need…

a tape measure. There’s a few tools every woman should own. A hammer, tape measure, pliers and at least one screw driver. The other one besides flat head. I forget what they’re called. A butter knife will usually work, so you don’t need a flat head as much. Ohhhhhhhhh yeah, phillips (sp?) head. I only know that because my dad is real handy. Well, I own them all except the tape measure. I have some paper ruler that I stole from my dad. He got it from Sears when they were buying some new appliance. I stole the screw driver from my dad too. The hammer and pliers I bought… yayyyy. Anyways, I need the tape measure to measure if my bed will fit somewhere. I want to move it. Actually I am about 99% sure it won’t fit. My bed is big. Well, it’s a queen, but the frame makes it larger. Without the frame it probably would fit.

I found a new bed I like at the tanning salon. It’s only two dollars extra to go in there too. I was getting really pale and I went in that bed and noticed a HUGE difference. The only thing that sucks is it gets HOT in there. If you know me, then you know I HATE to sweat. I think it’s gross. The only persons sweat I don’t mind is Andrew’s. He doesn’t get sweaty when we have sex though. I would let him sweat all over me. It would be hot. I think I am going to go in that bed from now on. Maybe not all the time because that’s $60.00 extra a month.

Michael Vick is SICK. If I could kill him and get away with it, I would. It’s fucking retarded seeing all those ghetto fucks stick up for him. You know the ones outside of the courthouse saying they want him back playing football and stuff. I hate SOME fucking people. I agree with Andrew about a lot of things *hint hint*. I would gladly blow out anyone’s brain who fights dogs. I’m not sure if I am capable of murder, but I think I could do it. Or I could AT LEAST wish them dead.

I guess I should post this since it has been sitting on my computer for like 4 hours.

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KJkdjsakk

Randy told me the reason Andrew probably isn’t emailing me. It just has to do with some time restrictions on their ships email. I don’t give a fuck! I don’t know how long the restrictions have even been in place. It’s still no excuse. I don’t care if he’s only allowed to email from 7:00pm-7:01pm. He’s only allowed to send and receive email at a certain time. If he hasn’t been checking his email, he is in for a huge surprise. I don’t believe he hasn’t been checking his email though, because that’s pretty mandatory in the Navy. As far as I know. I wish he would email me and threaten to kill me right about now, because I would send it to his boss again. That was the best revenge EVER. Other than my idea of stealing all his money while we are in a foreign country, and then ditching him. I have tried to call him like 2-3 times and I don’t think he getting off the ship. His phone won’t work while he is on the ship. Okay… here I go overreacting. I am going to talk to him soon and feel bad for saying all this stuff.

When I get mad at him I try to come up with stuff to put him down. My favorite is that he has a small penis. Really though, there is nothing wrong with him. He has a good job, he’s in college and has already completed more than 2 years, he doesn’t sleep around, he isn’t ugly (even if he was I wouldn’t go that low), he isn’t broke. When I called him a loser today, I was lying. I try not to call him an asshole to his face because it’s more of a compliment to him. He likes being an asshole. Really.. it is a compliment in his eyes. My other favorite is that he has only been with a few girls. I like that A LOT though. To call someone nerdy isn’t even an insult anymore. It’s kind of popular to be a nerd now-a-days. I throw in his face that he barely has any friends. He does that by choice though. I have told him that he has no right to be an asshole, because he isn’t rich, he doesn’t have a big penis, and he is not hot. In my eyes he is the hottest guy in the world. Not in other peoples eyes. Really those are the only 3 ways you can get away with being an asshole. If not, you end up like him with barely any friends.

I really hope he doesn’t read my site any time soon. I hope there is no internet cafes where he is at. He is going to be mad about all the personal stuff I have been saying.

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Muhahahahahhahaha

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Email me asshole!

Andrew hasn’t emailed me in a little while. My plan is to spam him until he does. He hates getting a million emails from me, so I have sent him like 15 with meaningless stuff such as:

Do you think I need Collagen lip injections? I think I do. My lips are too thin.

8-10 of the emails I said the same thing and copied and pasted it over and over.

I don’t know why I am so damn immature, but it’s fun. Mature people seem like they don’t have much fun.

He is going to be PISSED when he downloads all his email. He seems to email me when I piss him off. I think he likes it when I go off on him. We had some of the best talks (in emails) when he was in Spain and I emailed his boss. If he reads this he won’t email me just because I said something about it. He likes to do the opposite of what I say. Oh well. I’ve got all the time in the world, and he’s not going anywhere.

When he replies and says that he has been working so much so he couldn’t email me, I am going to feel bad. It’s not that hard to send a small email though. He acts like some things are so hard. He is just so damn lazy. I guess I don’t motivate him enough He is too comfortable with me. He thinks he can do whatever he wants and I will accept it. I suppose it’s my own fault. I need to stand up to him. I let him get away with everything.

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The perfect lyrics for Andrew. I just sent them to him

Oh, you probably won’t remember me
It’s probably ancient history
I’m one of the chosen few
Who went ahead and fell for you
I’m out of vogue, I’m out of touch
I fell too fast, I feel too much
I thought that you might have
Some advice to give on how to be
Insensitive

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Jaksdjskjd

Randy emailed me back and told me his email was full and he couldn’t check it. I bet he can get in trouble for his email being full. What if someone higher up than him had to email him. I don’t know… maybe I am wrong. My brother got in trouble when he first joined the Navy for not checking his email often.

What would happen… say…. if I wanted to join “the mile high club” and I got caught? Would I get arrested? I would have to do it on the way home because I couldn’t risk them not letting me fly their airline anymore, in case I fly them home. Plus I wouldn’t want foreign cops waiting for me. I also wouldn’t want to ruin my vacation.

I don’t feel like blogging again. Maybe I’ll edit this later.

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I can’t sleep :(

That’s what I get for sleeping for taking a 5 hour nap last night.

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Unhelathy?

Is it unhealthy for me to STILL be PISSED about this girl that left me negative feedback on eBay a year ago. Like so mad I would spit in her fucking face. I went psycho on her when she left me negative feedback. I feel like emailing her and going off on her again.

I bought Andrew 3 REALLY NICE presents. I wish I could say what they are. I can’t take the chance though. He better be fucking grateful. A lot more grateful then when I bought him a watch because this stuff was more expensive than that. And people say I am selfish.

Blah, I don’t feel like blogging.

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Girl from Guam

Wow girl from Guam. You sure do visit my site a lot and read a lot of pages for not liking the stories I write on my blog. That’s pretty pathetic.

I miss Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwww sooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him sooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is my best friend in the whole wide world.

I think Emily is mad at me because I almost forgot to tell her happy birthday. She was saying how her birthday is the most important day to her. I didn’t tell her till 11pm. I made sure to call Andrew at 12am on his birthday to be the first one to tell him. Like she wouldn’t remember her boyfriend’s birthday before mine. I was doing stuff all day. I kind of even texted her and said something and not happy birthday so she’s probably mad about that. Birthdays are just not important to me. I always do something on my birthday and tell my friends happy birthday. They are just not a huge deal to me. She was complaining about the crappy presents her boyfriend gets her. She should be happy he gets her anything. I totally have always believed it’s the thought that counts.

Andrew ditched me on my birthday for the Family Values Tour last year. My birthday is on a saturday this year. Christy doesn’t work on saturdays so I am sure we will go get drunk. Jake better watch the kids for her. He is so selfish and never watches the kids for her.

I will just reply to the comment in my last post here. I don’t think he would block my email (or return it to sender). He has no reason to. As crazy as it may sound I tried changing my IP by emailing from a friends AOL. I tried to email him from two different other email addresses. It’s not like we were fighting or something. He told me not to start my shit. I told him I wasn’t then we talked in like 10 other emails since then. Not arguing or anything. He is a REALLY nice guy. I don’t think he would do something like that and we usually get along. We talk in emails a lot, although not as much lately. Andrew won’t answer me about why my emails won’t go through. He probably doesn’t know anyways because he says they don’t talk that much anymore.

Andrew seems mad at him. Hmmmm, I wonder why. If you have read my blog for awhile you will know why. All of the sudden he wasn’t on Andrew’s myspace anymore or anything. He (Andrew) deleted his myspace. I wasn’t allowed on it anyways because I kept going psycho on it hahahahha. I asked Andrew why he wasn’t on his myspace and he said because they weren’t that good of friends anymore. Or maybe he said because he doesn’t think that highly of him anymore. Or maybe he said both. I forget what he said.

I realize only a few people will know what I am talking about. I just don’t give a fuck.

Edit @ 2:41am-
I just tried for the first time since this morning. It still won’t go through. Maybe his email address did change. I don’t understand why. I’ll just wait for him to email me. Damn. I always email him to ask stuff about their work because he will answer me faster than Andrew will. Such as when they get to where they are going and when they are coming home.
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Edit @ 12:32pm-
Yayyyy my email went through to Randy. I think he is working nights so he probably won’t email me back till tonight.
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Weird

It’s so weird that I have been trying to email Randy for 24 hours and I restart my computer and it goes through. I don’t think it was a coincidence.

I am watching some girly teenage movie on HBO. I am a sucker for chick flicks. I’ll watch even the dumbest ones. I felt like watching a guy movie the other day so I watched “The Professional”. I really liked it. It’s hard for me to get into guy movies, but once I force myself to watch them, I usually end up liking them.

Ha… never mind. The email just came back to me. It took a long time this time. I wonder why the hell they all won’t go through. It’s almost like he got kicked out of the Navy or something. I don’t think his email address would have changed. It goes (last name)(first initial)@(ship).navy.mil. My brothers last name is a little messed up because his/our last name is so long. This is the email I keep getting back:

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.

Delivery to the following recipients failed.

(His email address here)

Christy is so self conscious about what her husband thinks of her. He is married to her for God’s sake. I am not saying when I am married I will not try to look nice for my husband and still take really good care of myself. I won’t turn into a “frumpy housewife”. She won’t even get on top during sex though. I got on top the first time I had sex with Andrew and she is way skinnier than me. She goes as far as spreading her ass cheeks in a tanning bed so she doesn’t have a line there. Although, I would probably it too, BUT… I can’t say anything further without saying something personal about Andrew. I don’t want him to read it and get mad. Sorry I brought it up. Besides I always make Andrew do me in the dark. We have had sex in the daytime once. Even when I was skinny I hated having sex in the light.

I wonder when the hell Andrew is going to be able to get off that damn ship so I can talk to him on the phone. It’s like when they went to f’in Spain or something and they went to NJ.

Okay… this blog was pointless, like all of them. Blogging is just something to do… for me.

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Jjasjsd

I keep trying to email Randy and get some error message. I tested emailing Andrew and his goes through. Their ship email is always fucked.

I went shopping today and was BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! I did something very BAD! I bought this purse:

Christy and I were looking in a jewelry store for wedding bands, for her. There were a few people in there. The lady asked if I was looking to buy any jewelry and Christy screams across the store “she doesn’t like guys”. It’s okay though. I knew what she meant. She meant I hate men. They probably thought I was a lesbian, but that’s okay. I am considering it. That’s Christy’s new thing. When guys hit on her she tells them I am her girlfriend. I don’t get embarrassed. I don’t have anything against gay people. I wouldn’t even care if people think I am gay.

Man I wish my email would go through to Randy. I have to ask him something important

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Here’s my new purse on the coach website:
http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=9089&category_id=889
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Ewwwwwwwww :sick: There’s a new cam image with me in my glasses. I wasn’t happy with any of them. They all sucked ass. Oh well. I seriously need lip injections. I always try to take my pictures in the dark. This suck ass webcam (which is a good brand and not cheap) turns the room yellow. I need a new one because I can’t even press the button on the cam, since I installed Vista. I had to rig it all up to get the drivers to work with Vista.

I learned a new word today. “Goach.” I was looking for how to register my Coach purse online and it came up in a search. They actually sell them in the mall I was at today. I was telling Christy I should have bought one of those. I wish the purse was a little smaller. It’s kind of big.

My infection is almost all gone. It has turned into a huge black and blue mark though. I quit taking the pain killers a few days ago. I’ll keep them in case I get hurt or something. Not that I get hurt a lot. I do always stab myself with a knife or sharp kitchen shears trying to open packages. I have 3 small scars on my left hand from doing it. I open with my right and it slips and I stab myself in my left hand. The first time I did it I totally freaked out. I had no clue what to do. Although it’s not that bad, it bleeds real bad and there was blood flowing everywhere. I was like “shit what do I do?” In the mean time (while I was thinking of what do do and in shock from seeing all the blood) blood got everywhere.

Christy said she’d call me tomorrow morning because we are going to go shopping. I just pray that she doesn’t call me to at least 10 or 11. She’s used to waking up early. Both her kids and husband are in California, but she still wakes up early
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