I don’t know why…
I can never sleep when I drink.
My mom, Christy, me, Jake, TJ, my dad and a bunch of my mom’s friends went out tonight. We went to some bar. TJ ended up leaving, because he was going dancing with someone. My mom or him wouldn’t tell me who. Everyone that worked at the bar was dressed up for Halloween. Jake says to our waitress “can I blow your whistle bitch?” She was dressed as a referee and had on a whistle. Apparently it was some song. The waitress turned into a mega bitch after that, and Jake even said he was sorry, and she wouldn’t even acknowledge him. She was a bitch.
We left and went to some weird ass club. It was weird, but TJ ended up being there. Hmmmmm, I wonder how that happened. I bet my mom knew that. I never saw who he was with, but according to Christy it was some Asian chick LMAO. He lives in Japan and is divorcing an Asian chick.
Jake was trying to get me to dance with him, and my mom’s friend was trying to pull me up out of my seat, and I fell on the ground. That was funny.
Christy was over it. She didn’t want to drink, because she was driving. That wasn’t her shot, in one of the pictures, that was my shot. It was a “blow job”, and I got one for me and Christy, but she wouldn’t take it. So Jake ended up taking it. He hated it. I tried to tell him that he had to take it with no hands, but he wouldn’t listen lol. He supposedly hates Kahlua. Who the hell hates Kahlua?
So I we went home at like 1am, and I was trying to convince TGO to call me for over an hour. I ended up calling Lisa Marie. I know at least two of TGO’s friends are real. I have talked to Lisa Marie and Lissa on the phone. He wouldn’t call me, though
I cannot sleep, and I am so tired. I can never sleep when I get drunk, for some odd reason.
That’s crazy. Only 16 more days. Two more weekends to get drunk, woohoo. I shouldn’t do it on the last weekend, but beer and liquor doesn’t have protein. That’s what they are trying to do, limit my protein to shrink my liver so they can have better access to my stomach. I guess it’s protein, or maybe all food. I don’t know.





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