October 27th, 2007 Marie
Chocolate Cake Shooter:
1/2 shot Absolut® Citron vodka
1/2 shot Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1 lemon wedge
I have no clue why I am awake, other than I was really thirsty. I was the drunkest you can get… 3 hours ago. I haven’t been that drunk since my 21st birthday. And even then, I don’t think I was that drunk.
I had 3 margaritas, 4 beers and 1 shot. I had the margaritas at Chili’s. Christy was working. Those margaritas hurt my stomach soooooooo bad, because they were so sweet. One was fine, but after one, my stomach was hurting really bad. Then I had 4 beers and a shot at the bar. It was a “chocolate cake” shot, and it was sooooooooooooooo good. Those Chili’s margaritas aren’t as small as that glass either. They give you a small glass, with a big container of it.
I called Andrew, and all I kept saying was “I don’t understand what you are saying.” I was sooooooooooooooooo fucked up. I just went and got cigarettes, and I bet I still would have gotten a DUI. I am okay for the most part, though.
Christy met us at the bar after work. I didn’t know when she was coming, and I was about to go home. I wasn’t even drunk at that point. I didn’t think I could drink any more, because my stomach was soooooo full after the margaritas and one beer. I had 3 of my mom’s nachos at Chili’s, but I ate like 3 hours before we went.
I am so glad I didn’t drive to get a pack of cigarettes. I actually put my pants on, and I was about to. But I was smart enough to know it was a BAD idea. I would have gotten in an accident pulling out of my parking spot.
I am supposed to go out with Christy and Jake tonight, if Jake wants to go, and if they can find a babysitter. I am sure he’ll want to go, though. My brother was really drunk too. He had like 5 beers, a big Captain Morgan and Coke and a shot with us. He knew this girl that worked at the bar. The girl that was waiting on us. He was dancing with her. He is REALLY outgoing, and girls just love him. Not me. I am not outgoing, and guys hate me lol. I am outgoing in certain situations. I can carry on a conversation with just about anyone, but I can’t hit on guys or anything like that. I can’t even look a hot guy in his eyes… seriously.
There was one hot guy in the bar. He was sitting next to me and kept kicking me, then he would point at his friend, as if his friend was doing it. It was obvious he was, because his friend was too far away. He was making out with some chick, earlier.
Hopefully I am going back to bed. I am definitely turning my phone on silent.
Sorry about all the pics and posts.
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October 27th, 2007 Marie
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October 27th, 2007 Marie
i am so fucking drunk. like the drunkest i have ever been. not really because i would be throwing up, but i am so fucking drunk and it’s been like an hour since my last drink and i need cigarettes but i cant drive. i guess ill go to bed. i guess. i don’t know. i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk.
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October 26th, 2007 Marie
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October 26th, 2007 Marie
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October 26th, 2007 Marie
My brother wants to go to a bar tonight. He just dropped me off so I can take a shower. I don’t know if I want to go. I think I’d rather go shopping. Not that I have money to buy much. I just need some children’s vitamins and a label maker. I will go to Target. I think I’ll get a throw too. If they have some cute ones. Actually I can still go. Everyone is going out to eat where Christy works, but I already ate. I think I’ll go. I want to get drunk. I am going to drive my car. TJ keeps saying that I should do it anyways. I am just driving it to Target, not to the bar, because I want to drink. TJ’s friend who doesn’t drink is driving.
Man, if I take a shower now, my hair is going to get all frizzy, because it’s raining out.
Great… I guess I am going out to eat too. I’ll just drink, not eat.
Bye bye
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October 26th, 2007 Marie
My babies are at the groomers, and I miss them so much. TJ called and asked me if I wanted to go shopping, and I had to say no, because I have to pick them up around 1. It’s so lonely here without them. I just called the groomers, and they said they are a little behind. They said that they are working on them now. I miss themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
I guess it’s kind of like when you have to put your kids in daycare. Yes, I am comparing my dogs to kids. My dogs are my kids but not as annoying. They are more awesome than kids. They don’t talk back, they don’t talk, they don’t cry, they aren’t expensive (kinda), I don’t need to change their diaper (I just have to pick up their poop from the yard haha). I never want kids. If I have a kid, my mom and dad have a new kid, or my husband better be a stay at home dad.
My brother bought a pre-paid cell phone from Cingular yesterday. They didn’t have any cards at the place we went to in the mall. We go to 7-11, and he comes out with a Boost Mobile card. I said “DO NOT SCRATCH THE CODE OFF.” He did it anyways, right after I said it. Of course it didn’t work. It was a $50.00 one. I told him to give it to me and I’ll sell it on eBay. He doesn’t want the money from it, but of course I am going to give it to him anyways. That would be wrong of me to keep it. He is such an idiot.
Come on groomers…………….. I am so bored.
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October 26th, 2007 Marie
Andrew on the right
Randy on the left sporting a gay ass mustache and tongue ring now, some guy, some guy, Andrew looking like a faggot, and their married friend standing at about 5′ 4″ tall.
I’m sorry, but his friends are dorks. Not that he isn’t one.
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October 25th, 2007 Marie
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October 25th, 2007 Marie
I think I’m going to bleach my asshole. I am just kidding, no one looks at my asshole, so I don’t care. If I was hot, I would. If I had a boyfriend, I maybe would. It depends on if I trusted him enough to have sex in the light. When I was younger (and skinny), I still wouldn’t have sex in the light. I should have appreciated my body, because it will never look the same again. In that Old Time Photos picture, I thought I looked soooooooooooooooooo fat. I was soooooooooooooo upset, because I paid a lot of money for the picture. I CANNOT believe I thought I looked fat. I would die to look like that again. With no stretch marks and with no saggy skin, like I am sure I will have after my surgery. I don’t think it will be too bad. My stomach will probably look like I was pregnant. My arms will probably be saggy, but they already are. My thighs will probably be a little saggy. I am not losing weight as fast as gastric bypass, though. Even the lap-band paper says your skin may go back to normal, so wait like 2 years before having plastic surgery.
I had my tests today. I got blood taken, an EKG and an x-ray. You have to lift your shirt and bra for an EKG. I don’t mind showing girls my boobies. I just mind showing guys. I cannot have any cigarettes or commit lozenges after midnight I am going to want a cigarette so bad. I am sure the cigarette won’t hurt. I had one before my last surgery. I should probably follow orders, though. I had 3 cigarettes today. I had none yesterday. It’s hard being around someone who smokes.
I bought some chocolate protein mix at GNC (GNC brand). I tried it with some milk and it tasted soooooooooooooooooo good. It tasted JUST LIKE chocolate milk. I thought I would hate it. It tasted a lot better than Nectar lemonade mix. I am going to buy some different flavors. I am sure I will get sick of drinking just one. I was so nervous about buying it, because I doubted that I would like it. Then I would just waste my money. Each glass has 20 grams of protein. That means I will have to drink 3 a day. I can only fit 4oz of anything in my stomach, so I am sure I will be drinking all day. I have to drink 64oz a day. That’s 16 times what can fit in my stomach… damn. And that’s not even till week 4. This is going to be hard. If I don’t get enough protein my hair will start to fall out, and according to TJ, I will start to grow hair in weird places. When you have gastric bypass, your hair falls out real bad.
I don’t see why everybody that is fat doesn’t get lap-band, if they can (weight wise). You can’t be too overweight to have it. Well, of course you are still very overweight. You just can’t be over like a certain weight. Lissa’s dad had to lose 30 pounds before they would give it to him. If you have health insurance, then you should get it. I know some people are scared of surgery, and I know some very strange people like being fat. I guess that would be okay, if it weren’t for how unhealthy it is. I hate it. I feel like a skinny person trapped in a fat person’s body. I don’t act like I am sexy, dress provocatively, or anything like that. I just think I should be skinny.
Okay… I am tired. I am going to watch TV or something.
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